Friday, June 1, 2012

The Magnificent Medieval Dick Tree: A New Discovery by RainstormDragon

From BnF MS Fr. 25526, a 14th-century copy of the Romance of the Rose
No, your eyes do not deceive you. The above is a genuine medieval manuscript in which a woman is harvesting a basket full of dicks from a tree.
Why?
Well, one can only presume if they weren't harvested while firm, they would go soft and eventually fall off the tree? I really don't know.

Apparently this sort of thing happened often in medieval times, because backtracking through links, I found a post that included this carving as well:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnrbS90OI6gThhSP4P8R-Hks7DkwMkmsnF2RmSSIzEynNesdH2i8wlZnCooV5Kd6z8VjjFYR8iFymGDDcucDciCbPjB0gIhb8JBg1M5vBp7khuMgVBOD6OVHlW2rqGDLE5szk6bvAjFog/s320/woodcarvednunphallus.jpg
a contemporaneous altar carving

And further research yielded this illumination:
http://www.thehistoryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/massa_marittima-mural.png
I gathered my courage and Google image searched, and it turns out that this may not have been just some medieval superstition... there is modern photographic evidence of this happening with a passion fruit tree in Brazil:

Passion fruithttp://colltales.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1.jpg?w=474

But that's not all! This has happened on at least three other types of trees:
http://pinoyjokes.net/my/uploadedpics/378282nature_penis.jpg
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDmkRPOGYbKfG6HsAQ3wCeDA5824WqlrWijBS_b0tfVjGaGWosacPhwoZs0teWtFEx1cXNqnCj02i_1fJ34JbBU-3loMZHq52z4BmJVGDIzgsYzQNXoIJNop2fPC9EfBpb-ynC1Dj9J4k/s1600/Sexy+tree.jpg


So yeah. I learned something tonight. Penises grow on trees.
Nature. Well then..

**This discovery was first made by my clever friend RainstormDragon. I found it so silly I had to share it. I take no claim for it. You can find the original post here.

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